paint me in trust
-INFP//Aquarius-
welcome to my blog.
it's a fucking mess like me.
2018 was the year of challenges & transformation
2019 will be the year of soulmates & turning your dreams into reality
people i make myself look good for:
- myself
- gay women
- my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room
- drunk girls in bathrooms
- freddie mercury who’s watching over us
- Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him
Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy
and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace
this post is like getting smacked in the face twice
How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater
This is so funny my everything hurts from laughing so hard.
Who is this man and where can I find more of his work?John Sundquist. He is the OP too
IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE
me: *lying face down in mud in the middle of the scottish highlands*
friend: what are you doing?
me: *muffled because of the dirt* I’m having me time
im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets
me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME
University: I have made a graduate.
Student Counsellor: You’ve ruined a perfectly good young adult, is what you’ve done. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.
the only objectively good “art” is those whimsical pieces depicting animals wearing clothes and doing domestic tasks like little people
des poules et des hommes
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind
2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way
